I took her out, it was a Friday night
在那個禮拜五的晚上 我約了她出去
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
撒了古龍水 氣氛很正點
We started making out and she took off my pants
我們打得火熱 她脫了我的褲子
But then I turned on the TV
但接下來我打開了電視
And that's about the time she walked away from me
她就是那時離開我的
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
你23時人人喊打
And are still more amused by TV shows
而且最喜歡的娛樂是電視節目
What the hell is ADD?
ADD(注意力缺失)是什麼鬼
My friends say I should act my age
朋友說我該更像個大人
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
她就是那時離開我的
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
你23時人人喊打
And are still more amused by TV shows
而且最喜歡的娛樂是電視節目
What the hell is ADD?
ADD(注意力缺失)是什麼鬼
My friends say I should act my age
朋友說我該更像個大人
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
Then later on, on the drive home
在接下來 開車回家的路上
I called her mom from a payphone
我在公共電話亭打給她媽
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
說「我是警察 妳老公現在在監獄」
The state looks down on sodomy
「國家唾棄這種雞姦犯」
在接下來 開車回家的路上
I called her mom from a payphone
我在公共電話亭打給她媽
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
說「我是警察 妳老公現在在監獄」
The state looks down on sodomy
「國家唾棄這種雞姦犯」
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
這雞掰女人就掛我電話了
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
你23時人人喊打
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
還是喜歡打惡作劇電話
What the hell is call ID?
來電顯示是三小
My friends say I should act my age
朋友說我該更像個大人
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
這雞掰女人就掛我電話了
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
你23時人人喊打
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
還是喜歡打惡作劇電話
What the hell is call ID?
來電顯示是三小
My friends say I should act my age
朋友說我該更像個大人
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
而這時她便離開了我
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
你23時人人喊打
And you still act like you're in freshman year
還是像個小大一
What the hell is wrong with me?
我到底有什麼鬼問題
My friends say I should act my age
朋友說我該更像個大人
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
That's about the time that she broke up with me
這時她便離開了我
No one should take themselves so seriously
大家該別對自己那麼嚴厲
With many years ahead to fall in line
還要這麼多年來守規矩
Why would you wish that on me?
你怎麼會指望我這麼做
I never wanna act my age
我永遠不想長大
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
而這時她便離開了我
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
你23時人人喊打
And you still act like you're in freshman year
還是像個小大一
What the hell is wrong with me?
我到底有什麼鬼問題
My friends say I should act my age
朋友說我該更像個大人
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
That's about the time that she broke up with me
這時她便離開了我
No one should take themselves so seriously
大家該別對自己那麼嚴厲
With many years ahead to fall in line
還要這麼多年來守規矩
Why would you wish that on me?
你怎麼會指望我這麼做
I never wanna act my age
我永遠不想長大
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
What's my age again?
我是幾歲去了?
