She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
她有一副足以逆天的盛世美顏，
She's the greatest cook
她還是個廚藝精湛的廚師，
And she's fat free (Fat free, fat free, fat free)
她更是位令人為之傾倒的窈窕淑女。
She's been to private school
她曾上過昂貴的私立學校，
And she speaks perfect French
而且她還說得一口流利的法文，
She's got her perfect friends
她還有一群志同道合的朋友們。
Oh isn't she cool
喔，她是不是還很酷?
She practices Tai Chi
她潛心修練著太極，
She'd never lose her nerve
她永遠不會因事大發雷霆，
She's more than you deserve
她比你還要來得更有價值，
She's just far better than me
她只不過比我好得多罷了。
Hey hey
嘿，嘿，
So don't bother
所以別來煩我了，
I won't die of deception
我不會斷送在你的花言巧語之上，
I promise you won't ever see me cry
我保證你永遠不會看見我掉淚的樣子，
Don't feel sorry
你也不需要覺得愧疚。
And don't bother
所以別來打擾我了，
I'll be fine
我會好好的，
But she's waiting
但她依舊在等待著你。
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
希望你給她的訂婚戒指會黯淡無光，
So don't bother, be unkind
所以別再來打擾我了，無須惺惺作態。
I'm sure she doesn't know
我很確定她不曉得，
How to touch you like I would
怎麼樣去像我一樣在你身體上下其手，
I beat her at that one good
我想我只有這點贏過她，
Don't you think so?
難道你不同意嗎?
She's almost 6 feet tall
她足足接近六英尺高，
She must think I'm a flea
她一定認為我是一隻煩人不已的跳蚤。
I'm really a cat you see
但我就像你看到的那樣，是條有著九命的怪貓。
And it's not my last life at all
而這不會是我最後一條命。
Hey hey
嘿，嘿，
So don't bother
所以不需要再打擾我，
I won't die of deception
我不會再被你的巧舌如簧所打動，
I promise you won't ever see me cry
我可以保證你永遠不會再看到我心灰意冷的樣子，
Don't feel sorry
所以也不需要感到愧疚。
Don't bother
不需要再來煩我，
I'll be fine
我會好好的，
But she's waiting
但她依舊等待著你，
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
希望屆時你給他的誓言會顯得黯淡失色，
So don't bother, be unkind
所以不需要再來打擾我，別再裝模作樣了。
For you, I'd give up all I own
為了你，我可以放棄一切我所擁有的。
And move to a communist country
然後搬到一個共產國家。
If you came with me, of course
如果你願意和我攜手前往的話，那自然。
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
我會將我的指甲修好，這樣它們就不會傷害到你。
And lose those pounds, learn about football
並且努力減肥，多學些有關足球的基本常識。
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't
如果這一切能讓你駐足在我身旁，但你沒有、你沒有。
So don't bother
所以別打擾了，
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
我會好好的，我會一如往常，我會稀鬆平常，我會一如往昔。
Promise you won't ever see me cry
保證你永遠看不見我脆弱的那一面。
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
但不經一事不長一智，現在的我很慶幸我不是你喜歡的類型。
Promise you won't ever see me cry
保證你永遠不會看見我再為此掉淚。
Don't bother
別煩我了，
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
我會好好的，我會一切照舊，我會一如往常，我會活出光彩。
Promise you won't ever see me cry
保證你不會再看見我哭哭啼啼的樣子。
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type
但不經一事不長一智，現在的我如此慶幸我不是你喜歡的類型。
Promise you won't ever see me cry
我發誓你永遠不會看見我脆弱不已的樣子。
