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《Good day》夏亞:「阿姆羅,殺你爸爸的不是我啊!」

兔二:見不平戰你娘親 | 2011-07-20 10:21:34 | 巴幣 20 | 人氣 525

  難怪總覺得這兩位很眼熟。












[Darth Vader has just cut off Luke's right hand. Luke screams in pain. His lightsaber tumbles down into an shaft.]


Darth Vader: There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy.

  「維達:小路路已經沒地方逃了www!別讓我破壞你。還不懂你自己的重要?你已經開始自我開發了。加入我,我會完整調教你。使用我們的淫力,把衝突制止,並綑綁PLAY這個淫河。」


Luke Skywalker: [angrily] I'll never join you! 
 「路可:我不會答應的!(傲嬌)」


Darth Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. 
 「維達:希望小路路能了解黑暗面的淫蕩威力,畢竟歐鼻王不可能告訴你,黑暗面給予你爹多少幫助。」


Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him! 
 「路可:他告訴我全部了!你他奶奶的宰了俺爹爹!!!」


Darth Vader: NO! I am your father.
  「維達:放屁,我就是你爹爹。」


Luke Skywalker: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible! 
 「路可:......不,不!!!這不是真的,這不可能!!!(驚)」


Darth Vader: Search your feelings! You know it to be true!
  「維達:嗯~嘴巴上說不,身體倒是挺老實的。」


Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
  「路可:不!!!!!!!不!!!!!!(雙腿顫抖)」


Darth Vader: Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.

  「維達:小路路,你可以肛死西斯皇帝,皇帝已經預見了。那是你的命運!加入我,然後一起...我們父女(?)兩可以綑綁PLAY這個淫河,跟著我,這是你唯一的路。」


[Luke lets go of the projection and falls into the shaft]

  「路可去了。」

創作回應

桂(*°ω°*?)*
愣住...
2011-07-20 20:59:51
兔二:見不平戰你娘親
我喜歡這種STYLE的用詞。
2011-07-20 22:17:41
那來唸日文係吧...
2011-07-20 21:17:30
兔二:見不平戰你娘親
考慮=]
2011-07-20 22:17:24
很不想工作的祭月間緒
念俄文!因為好酷!
2011-07-20 21:47:28
兔二:見不平戰你娘親
我想要學德文!!!
2011-07-20 22:17:18
星空孤影
好腐的翻譯[e17]
2011-07-20 22:55:20
兔二:見不平戰你娘親
喔,好路可,不肛嘛?
2011-07-20 23:03:56
很不想工作的祭月間緒
德文有些氣音處會發音發到瘋掉=。=

德文相比起俄文,因為在臺灣資源不多(俄文還可以從日方取得一些流行資料)
不認真學真的會掛掉,跟學日文的簡便程度是完全不同的
三思~"~
2011-07-20 23:05:13
兔二:見不平戰你娘親
喔喔喔喔!!!

我會三濕的=]

謝謝蠹君。
2011-07-21 15:08:50

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